The first thought that comes to his mind after coming back to life is his best friend’s name!
(Source: casualmalexlfan)
you know what that means, right?
SEE YOU ALL IN REHAB, MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS!
oh shit, I just laughed so loud haha
Rebloging purely for that ^
we should form a support group
internet addicts anonymous
“hello my name is jennifer, and I’m an internet addict.”
“hi jennifer”
but tumblr is our support group
we need a support group for our support group
oh god
TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB BUT I SAID
SCROLL
SCROLL
SCROLL
Look at all these amazing games coming out for devices I don’t own
IM LAUGHING ASO HARD AT THID WHAY THE FRICK
[SCREAMS ANGRILY AS I SNAP MY CONTROLLER IN HALF] I LOVE VIDEO GAMES I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN
Split this crowd right down the middle, I want one half on this side, one half on that side.
We’re not going to make you run into each other we’re not that kind of fucking band, we’re not heavy.
Face someone, look someone in the eye. Pick someone, pick anyone. Walk over to them and give them a big hug.
It’s called the wall of hugs everybody.
- Kellin Quinn
(Source: title-fighters)
if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
could you handle being in an anime
could you handle holding toast in your mouth without dropping it while running
could you handle cicadas chirping loudly at all hours in the summer
could you handle all the cherry blossoms
could you handle being able to skip school to fend off evil demons with your friends who will later betray you
could you handle coming up with your own theme song and choreographing the opening




